rubbing your eyes really hard and seeing the mascara and eyeliner on your hand is the most defeated feeling
Snoop Dogg is going to tell us the meaning of Christmas.
Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, and all through the hizzle…
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle.
All were awaiting Sizzle Clause and his bag
To bring the good homies and bitches their swag
IT’S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET
I’m not a model I swear I was just fighting Reapers and the camera went off
Beware! The Mutant Sock Puppets…..2spoopy.
Day of the Worrying Boy Bands
What the actual
Terror of the windy boybands
Curse of the Massive Boybands
Terror of the flesh eating boybands
Attack of the Windy Werewolves.
That sounds like it’s about werewolves with digestive issues.
Death by Flesh Eating Sock Puppets
…I am very much here for this
Curse of the Flying Muffins. Welp.
Death by Werewolves
(I have no middle name so it’s just that.)
just so we’re clear, i use
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
don’t forget son
What am I forgetting dad
i want one of these i would hang it up